Car Genetelia References

[eks]

Now I dunno if this too offensive for the forums but some of the car nerds here might like this.

Comparing your generalia to vehicles.

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My penis is like the Batmobile; I use it to fight crime occasionally, but I'd prefer to drive it into deep, dark places.

My penis is much like a BMW 525i. Just big enough, classically styled, but takes for forever to get anywhere.

My penis is like a car from the Jetsons!! It's not real.

My penis is like a Buick. It's American, and also it continued to increase in size and weight through the 1960s.

My penis is like a riding mower. It really stops traffic when I take it out on the freeway.

My penis is like a Mack truck: huge, sees frequent, heavy use and carries a lot of cargo.

My penis is like a scooter. It's small and people laugh when they see it.

My penis is like a Datsun 240z: 4king cool, ladies love riding it.

On second thought, mine is more like the Ford Model T. It takes some hand-crank action to get the thing moving.

My penis is like a Pontiac Grand Prix: Wider is better.
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Just a sample of a list. But I eh posting too much yet since I dunno wether of not it's offensive so I leaving these for now. Will post more if mods doh delete it :P

[Paradoxxx]

Well that was kix!

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My wang is like my '98 Honda CRV. It's large enough without being too big. Nice looking, but nothing too flashy. It's getting a little older now, but still performs well since I have it serviced regularly.

My vagina is like a Studebaker: functional but unsightly and not proportional to the human body.

My cock is is a P601 Trabant: small, slow, ineffective. My 26 bhp motor really let's you know I mean business.

My penis is like my 99 Mustang GT, it is yellow, scratched up, and it rattles like hell when you put a stereo in it.

I'm like a camry, average but very reliable with high user satisfaction ratings. Also been driven alot in the US and Asia.

My penis is like a Ford Focus station wagon: Middling size, with good horsepower for its class and great handling.

My cock is like my Buick: It's big, but not too big, comfortable for people over 6'4", it gets decent mileage, has a few dents, and is blue.

[karyu]

lol.......
where u find dat shit??
if u make dat up u rel gifted(and kinda nerdy...)
lol
gg eks

[eks]

Made up a few of them, bandit the rest from some sites.

Was doing some reading here in work outta boredom and found a few.